Should I Change My Name To Pale & Hairy?

There’s one thing I seriously hate about the Summertime heat and humidity.  I swear I feel like I need to shave my legs twice a day!  What is it about the heat that makes my legs look like I’ve been taking human growth hormone? If I had thick dark leg hair I probably would be tempted to share at least twice a day. Then again no one really sees my legs anyway. My Casper the ghost-like skin tone doesn't tan, and I feel like I'm blinding everything when I wear shorts. I spend most of the Summer suffering in shorts and only blinding people when I pull out the swimsuit.

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