Skinny Pill

It’s that time of the month again when I’m feeling fat and find myself wandering away from websites when I see an add for diet pills that work. Then I give myself a mental head slap and remind myself that I don't need those pills. I'm perfectly happy with my body most of the time, and in a few days the bloating, excessive eating, and feelings of fatness will subside.

Too bad there isn’t a pill out there to make us feel skinny all the time!  Then again a pill like that would run all the companies selling diet pills and stuff out of business, so you’ll never see anything like that happen!  Now I think I’m going to go eat a big piece of chocolate cake without feeling guilty about it!

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